Pooch <3 the office

Dedication? Pooch gots it in spades. In the following transcript, Pooch is using the pseudonym "breasts":

[11:27:58 AM] rynok: anybody eatin' in?
[11:28:43 AM] claw: i am
[11:29:14 AM] breasts: i will be eating here, but may still come into the office
[11:29:40 AM] nickönöv: that makes little sense
[11:30:21 AM] nickönöv: in protest, I will not be dining in this establishment
[11:30:22 AM] rynok: nickönöv: breasts is WFHTu
[11:30:44 AM] nickönöv: OIC
[11:30:48 AM] nickönöv: 1,000 pardons
[11:31:10 AM] nickönöv: that, of course, begs the question: why the cunt would you come to the office if you're WFH?
[11:31:29 AM] nicfit: maybe he misses you, don't be so insensitive
[11:33:57 AM] breasts: cuz i like to be in the office.
[11:34:08 AM] breasts: i need to check on my stupid laptop.
[11:34:20 AM] breasts: i want to waste the time of the commute.
[11:34:35 AM] breasts: i'm going to be working from home thursday cuz of early softball.
[11:35:15 AM] breasts: i want to grace you all with my fucking gorgeous, chiselled jaw line.