Pooch and Dumbya

Check out this candid photo of Pooch. He has a very wide circle of friends.

Pooch gets air

How cool is this?! Ignoring his sprained thumb, broken toe, bruised scapula, and sandy nether region, Pooch soars into the air with the grace of a lizard:

I've missed blogging

Such praise from Pooch, the hippest of them all:

[3:42 PM] <booch> hey everybody - NEWS BULLETIN - rynok AND nickonov

          are AWESOME!

24 hours of Pooch

Even with the intermission for sleep, this past day has been one I'll never forget. Thank you, Pooch, for inspiring me to finally break my long silence in blog-ville. I vow heretofore to only blog about interesting stuff that concerns everyone, so that no time is wasted reading stupid, pointless rhetoric borne from my fingertips. Good-bye, sweet blog. See you when I have important commentary.

cat's got my tongue

So, I was trying to be clever in speaking of the Conquistadors and, in my haste, called them tought (instead of tough) hombres. It was clearly a Freudian slip, as I was caught thinking about Pooch's taut, bronze skin. When confronted, I admitted as much, but was once again confused by the moment -- referring to it as taught skin. It's because Pooch has taught me so much. How I'll repay him, it's hard to say at this point. Stay tuned.

words of wisdom

If you don't think Pooch spews fun, just look at his latest commentary:

[2:50 PM] <booch> this guy seems to think bunnies are pretty depressed:

        http://users.pandora.be/ptuui/

this is so much fun

My first entry was just yesterday, and I've already surpassed the 10-post mark. Pooch is such an interesting subject matter, I might end up breaking the Internets by Superbowl Sunday.

a secret admirer

Neato's got a secret admirer, it seems. I wonder if it's Pooch. In any case, those are some sweet flowers!

Neato draws the wrath

Pooch doesn't think much of Neato...

[11:52 AM]<rynok> you're a bitch-ish

[11:53 AM] * snickers the blogless rolls his eyes

[11:53 AM]<booch> stop talkin' stoopid

For those who don't know, Neato's blog is here. He refers to Pooch as "booch" and to himself interchangeably as "rynok" and "Ben".

Pooch: the asymptote of cool

Some claim to be nearly as cool as Pooch. But is it really possible? Unlike the graph of f(x)=tan(x), there is only one asymptote on the graph of cool -- and it's Pooch.

Jeopardy!

With half of his brain tied behind his back, Pooch knows that Carl J. Eliason is credited with creating the snowmobile by motorizing a toboggan back in the 1920's. That's beyond cool!

I love orange

What the world was surely waiting to hear: Pooch is wearing an orange shirt today! It's almost too cool.

thumbs up!

Pooch is cool. Yesterday, he gave me a thumbs-up signal, which I could only interpret as him approving of my existence. It's much easier now to look in the mirror.

The question on my mind now is: how will my day be made today?

is there enough Pooch to go around?

I guess I'm not the only one who thinks Pooch is cool. Check out: Booch is like Buttah

I'm going to blog about this for hours!

Exciting news!

I just saw Pooch... and he looked at me! Oh my god, this is so cool!

Pooch is famous

Some call him Matt, others Booch... I call him Pooch. His legend is far from written. Here's another fan: Booch is Awesome

Anyone else out there amazed by the low-temperature of Pooch?

Pooch

man, he's so cool...