Master Pooch

I've just had my mind blown in a presentation on ECR. The sensei was none other than Pooch -- who guided the audience through the intricacies of dynamic event registration, chaining vs. fire-and-forget, and Chinese Wall implications with the skills and patience of Ferdinand Magellan. How can one man know so much and yet still entertain trivial inquiries from the commonfolk?

Alas, looking over the rest of the schedule, I'm disappointed to see no more sessions with him at the helm. Good luck following that opening act, suckers!